Jeff

he begins craving flesh as dusk falls on this small town…

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Angela

and sushi, for some reason. But he’s allergic to seafood.

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Jeff

he tries to push away his cravings and heads into town to see the town has been completely destroyed, however a cop, a young boy and a hot blonde 20-something are the only other humans who have not been affected by the zombieness…

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Angela

But, they’ve been infected with swine flu, which is why the zombies won’t bother with them.

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Chris

He is actually quite lucky because being in Tennessee the Zombies only eat there sisters!

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Jeff

however the freaky infected pigs seems to be following them like they are the pied pipers…

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Angela

The pigs are just happy the zombies have found another ‘other’ white meat.

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Chris

But to the Pigs despair the Swine flu infected cop draws his gun killing the zombified pigs and lathering them in BBQ sauce to feed himself and the boy. The 20 something Blonde does not eat for she is bulimic.

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Angela

She’s a bulimic, which means she eats, but doesn’t keep it down. They begin to use her as a weapon, to projectile-vomit infected swine byproducts onto the zombie hordes. Um…cause they’re like, Jewish zombies and whatnot.

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Jeff

so the cop takes out his shotgun and starts blowing zombie pieces all over the town… and the 20-something’s voluptuousness seems surprisingly excited for such a greusome moment…

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Chris

Oddly enough the young boy starts to develop a snout after eating the infected pigs.

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Tim

Is this a documentary?

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Angela

Um, of sorts.

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Jeff

swinumentary!

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Chris

Tim is suddenly devoured by a horde of Zombies for not staying in the story.

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Angela

Tim will be missed.

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Tim

Shortest cameo ever.

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Angela

But certainly a poignant one!

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Jeff

as Tim’s leg gets ripped off and devoured by one of the zombies the 20-something says… “too bad, i would have done that sex scene with him in act 2!”

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Chris

All that is left is Tims head which manages to still carry on Conversation delighting the young boy who now also has sprouted a pig tail

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Angela

**once-cryogenically-frozen-man’s eyes light up**

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Jeff

the cop turns to the boy and says “I’ll be right back, i have to hit the head” grabs Tim’s head and punts it!

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Chris

Tims Head flys through the air smashing thru the window of a strip club full of Zombie strippers

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Tim

Damn, had I known I would have hung around longer. If it is for art, technically it isn’t cheating.

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Chris

Tims still conversating skull looks up at the strippers and says “hey baby how bout some head”

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Angela

The zombie strippers go down in a rugby pile, all vying for Tim’s brain.

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Chris

At that very moment the young boy who has now transformed into a super mutant pig barges in devouring the strippers saving Tims still babbling skull!

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Jeff

again the cryogenically frozen man says “anyone else craving sushi?”

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Angela

In a strange twist of events, the formerly frozen man begins to writhe and moan, mumbling, “suuuuushiiiiiii…..”

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Jeff

the boy winds up getting his own three movie deal for teenage mutant pigs in tennezombie!

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Chris

Then a Spaceship lands in the middle of down town and out steps Pat Morita. Who says “I am not dead I was abducted by aliens daniel son” and he begins to slice sashimi for the previously frozen man

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Angela

But….he accidentally slices up zombashimi and mixes it in, infecting the former popsicle man!

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Jeff

the 20-something grabs pat morita’s head and gives him a motorboating between her boobs saying “I always loved you saying wax on wax off!!!!”

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Chris

At this moment an alien steps from the craft re freezing the previously frozen man.

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Chris

And Tims head still laying on the ground says “um guys where did all the zombies go?”

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Angela

“can someone pick me up? I…i think i’m in some dogshit….”

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Jeff

the Alien who steps out says “we are Visitors from another planet! We come in peace… Watch our show on ABC, Tuesday’s at 8pm”
as the Zombie Strippers walk over Tim’s head and he looks up and says “oooh, sexy panties! Call me!”

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Chris

This is the funnist morning I’ve had in a while! (Chris is now eatn by a hoard of Zombies for not staying in the story)

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Angela

Hahahahahaha Chris will be missed.

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Jeff

Jeff pretends to close browser window as he attempts to get some work done (now that he is finally AT work) and gets eaten by a Zombie Stripper… (finally some action)

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Angela

Angie is ever-ready with her mobile command center….(smartphone)

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Aaron

The group wanders into a hospital for safety from the zombies, make their way into the nursery, only to find… ZOMBABIES!!!!!!

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Angela

Quick! Someone throw Tim’s head at the zombabies!!!!

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Aaron

The zombabies swarm towards the hot girl, figuring those big boobs must mean food…

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Angela

but alas, they’re just fakes.

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Chris

At this Point the Cop Busts in Guns Blazing to saxe the hot Girl Dragging Chris’s Partly Devoured body Behind him! (Chris is still alive)

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Aaron

The zombabies, enraged by the silicone boobage, attack the cops and eat their faces.

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Jeff

and the teen boy massages the 20-somethings breasts saying.. “there there… its ok… hmmm who did these.. they’re pretty nice!”

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Chris

Tims Head Sulks in the corner “I miss my Body”

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Angela

Teen boy offers up the headless body of the town’s local haberdasher to ease Tim’s sadness.

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Chris

Tim is very pleased with his new body the town Haberdasher was a well endowed Black Man…

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Chris

Chris Pulls himself to a Chair and examines his wounds. He realizes he is actually Ok The hoard of Zombies that attacked him were excessive nail Biters, He now has a perfect Pedi and Mani.. “Thanks Zombies” Now what do we do about these ZOMBABIES?

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Angela

Emerging from a local sporting-goods store, Angie arrives with a massive supply of horse-shoe stakes, which she begins to serve up to the zombabies. “Hope you like your stakes rare, bitches….”

Chris dummy-slaps Angie for her ridiculous retort.

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Chris

Tim Splits up Chris and Angie with his massive Black.. Ummm HANDS,Yes Hands,, and the young teen mutant pig boy eats all the dead zombabies and the group now flees the hospital to find shelter at the Mall!

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Angela

Angie fights it tooth and nail. She saw Dawn of the Dead and mocks Chris’s plan.

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Chris

Pat Morita steps in and says “To The SpaceShip” maybe the Aliens will let us take refuge in there while they probe the previously frozen now refrozen by the aliens Man…

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Angela

But Pat Morita is merely a Scientologist hell-bent on usurping our faith

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Aaron

in fact, it’s the scientologists who unleashed the zombie horde upon Tennessee! Tom Cruise comes out of the spaceship, laughing, yelling “Now we will rule the Earth!”

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Lamont

…Just then, a mere 75 hours later, late as fuck, in barges Lamont, well his head anyway, somehow attached to Tims body, guns blazing “Where’s my massive black.. Ummm HANDS, Yes Hands, I’ll shoot through a million zombies to get my “hands” back, now which one of you is gon….hey, is that a big fake titted white girl ?”

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Angela

The 20-something’s shirt immediately bursts at the top three buttons as she screams, “It’s about TIME! I was TOLD there’d be a sex scene!!!”

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Aaron

So, despite the fact that they’re all in mortal danger and there are zombies and zombabies and scientologists and aliens and Pat Morita and Tom Cruise all around, the girl and Lamont rush off to a secluded exam room to get it on. The young boy, and three random zombies, stop what they’re doing to watch.

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